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I\u2019ll show you.\u201d He takes obvious pleasure in coaching her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFirst, you have to find just the right rock. Like this one.\u201d He bends to pick up flat rock.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIdeally it should be shaped like a frisbee. This one\u2019s close. Not perfect, but damn close. And then you have to hold it like this,\u201d demonstrating with two fingers and his thumb on the edge, \u201cAnd then you lean a little to your right and let fly with a low, sidearm trajectory.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The rock hits the water and skips, one, two, three, four, five across the surface, little splashes and circles of wave flashing in the sun.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow you try it,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n<p>Beverly searches through the rocks on the beach and picks up a kind of purplish flat rock with the slightest convex curve to it. \u201cHow about this one?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPerfect. 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